What is lqp 79

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If you are unable to control your urges you can supplement your hunger with the bloody red meat from the grocery store for a short period of time. Eating red meat is usually unhealthy for you but in the case the weight if the decision is on your mental state and the heart troubles from eating red meat are less important.

If red meat is out of the question or you are a vegan you may have more difficulty in calming your cravings for flesh after a LQP virus infection. A decision must be made swiftly before you decide to dine on humans. The LQP virus can be washed off most surfaces like counter tops and bathroom floors with bleach, alcohol and Lysol in the can.

Apply a liberal amount of these or any household chemicals all over the infected surfaces in your home, car and office space to make sure you do not spread this debilitating disorder. If you keep your home as clean as a hospital you can often avoid the LQP virus. If someone is infected with the LQP mental virus and decides to eat another person you must act quickly to stop the spread of this deadly mental disorder and end the life of the fleas eating cannibal.

Contrary to internet myth and movie adaptations a human zombie cannot be trained or cured to a level of interaction with other humans ever again. The desire to consume humans will never leave you once you have it. Avoid bars, restaurants and public places where the LQP virus might be present and ignore internet rumors about a hoax or jokes being played ion the american people.